Friday, July 29, 2016

Hello, Vagina My Old Friend

I seem to have recovered as far as sleep goes and have had two pretty good nights of sleep, so I'm feeling less like chicken little (I.e. That the sky is falling). Yesterday (and today probably also), I completely ignored my entire team. I feel really unsupported and like they don't give a shit about their jobs or our company. So if they don't give a shit about their jobs, then neither do I. My boss always asks me my opinion about them and what they're doing - I always give a sugar coated answer (I'm no snitch), but NO longer. I am not sugar coating anymore and if they get worked out, then I accept that as a teachable moment. 

My weight is 63.9kg today, I didn't have a 600 day yesterday, more like 1200. I'm gonna try be better today. I have a weekend full of BBQs coming up so will need to manage that. Been hovering in this 63's for ages now. 

Yesterday, I saw a vagina on the tube. A woman was wearing a tight black pencil skirt and was solidly sitting with her legs wide open. Hello, vagina. Maybe she likes people looking at it? 

That brings my junk on the tube total to 4 - penis, penis and balls, penis and now a vagina. For anyone who lives in a big city, I'm sure you've also seen a lot of dick, this is my first snatch though. 

TGIF & Love 
Xo Xo 

1 comment:

Sam Lupin said...

yikes, what a hectic week. i don't know how you're able to do all of this.

I'M GLAD YOU'VE RECOVERED ON YOUR SLEEP. dear God, i've just read back to your last post, and i wondered how you were functioning.

"I am not sugar coating anymore and if they get worked out, then I accept that as a teachable moment." <- this is why i love you.

i feel like you've just barely been hovering in the 63's, miss! give it time. you'll hit 62's in no time.

"A woman was wearing a tight black pencil skirt and was solidly sitting with her legs wide open. Hello, vagina." oh my God. maybe she thinks life is porn and was waiting for someone to boink her right then and there. God.

i love you. you have the best way of talking. ugh. <3




-Sam Lupin