Monday, May 23, 2016

And Then She Binged...

As of yesterday morning, I was 64.6kg. Obviously, this is fucking MARVELOUS. And not having binged or even had a naughty cheat meal, so I justified a Chinese takeout meal - which then also involved a trip to the store for chocolate, milkshakes, nuts and everything else. I feel properly stuffed, bloated and disgusting about it, and I'm starting to really hate the feeling of having over eaten. Anyway, it's not that bad and I'm not weighing till Wednesday now. But hopefully, I'll be back in the 64's before I leave for Paris on Saturday. 

Also, worth mentioning that I went on a date last week with a Spaniard who has turned out to be a pot dealer. Now, he's not that hot. He's not that tall and long story short, I would never in a million years date the man, but all us stoner ladies KNOW that we want to date a dealer just for a little bit, just to get some free weed. So, I'm undecided. He is like SUPER keen on me though and keeps trying to see my like every night. I have no doubt in my mind that this is him just wanting to get his dick wet and we all know about my massive intimacy issues, so it defo isn't gonna happen any time soon. But, free weed?

Worth also mentioning, HODOR! No one in my office has watched the new Game of Thrones episode and so I am lamenting the tragedy of the new episode alone today and legitimately, I am very upset by it. 

And the most exciting news of all: MY THIGH GAP IS BACK!!! (Or at least it is if I can not gain from this binge!) THIGH GAP THIGH GAP THIGH GAP! 

Love & Thigh Gaps 
Xo Xo


Bella said...

Congrats! :)

I dunno about dating a dealer... It seems it could get messy quickly. It's never really. crossed my mind as my guys have generally been a much older generation. I'd probably stick to Netflix & chill and let him bring the green.


Aye Ell said...

Congrats on your thigh gap lady! The dating a dealer thing cracks me up because I honestly married my dealer! Hahaha! He wasn't a big-time dealer or anything, mostly just sold to his friends, but we honestly met when he sold to me almost ten years ago. We started hanging out and smoking together and now we've been married for more than five years! It's going to be a great story for the grandchildren someday. Ha!