Wow guys!! Hey okay, so I promise I will sort out the challenge page by the end of the weekend, I have just been so effing busy. With work. And man drama. I have loaded about half of the details on the page. I promise I'll do the rest this weekend. Bad bad timing. but like good, because everyone should hopefully be a lb or two down by now :D :D. Anyway, just to respond to comments. You guys can join whenever you like. The more the merrier and I need a week 1, 2, 3, 4, etc weigh in. It doesn't really matter when in the week you weigh. Just like whenevs. You know. Except the final weigh in, which needs to be on the final date... Sunshinechild love? When are we finishing this? We said a month, so like... the 5th of September. I'm thinking maybe we should go until 30 September. Just because month ends are fabulous. Anyway. So since this is still my blog, I will go on about my shit. I weighed in at 57.5kg this morning. After many days of binging, I know it will take a while to start losing again. Although I have had two good days. I made a big ol' pot of soup which I've had a small bowl of today and yesterday. Then I've had a fruit cup, a coffee with honey, a nectarine and a small pot of low fat custard, which is my treat. And it works out to be about 450 cals a day.
So, I told my ex to go get fucked. I've had enough. My site still wasn't done. Fuck him. Fuck his site. Fuck himself. Fuck him. Over his shit, he is out of my life. He can rot in mediocrity for the rest of his life. Because he is shit. And Roy, if you're reading this. FUCK YOU. GET OFF MY MUTHA FUCKEN BLOG, you nasty foot loving pseudo gay asshat cunt! Not that being gay is a problem, more like a problem when you are trying to convince people you are straight. Did I mention that he had coked up gay sex with his best friend, the one I hooked up with (not my proudest moment). Ya. Fuck you. Yeah, I told him the url. Whether he reads it is a different story. If any of ya'll are web developers... website designers whatever, or know someone reasonably talented and reliable. Please let me know. ;)
Anyway. So, the polish boy... did i mention him? He is literally coming to spend the weekend with me this weekend in the country from london... what a gem. :) I'm really nervous. But even more nervous about the possibility of Michael showing up while Tom is here. I want both to play with, which may be a bit selfish... but like. Whatever. Fuck you Roy. Cunt. Anyway. Sorry, I'm spazzing a bit here. This old fling from my past has magically appeared out of nowhere... the last time I saw him was in my parents house after he stormed out because I was about to hook up with his brother because I found out after we slept together that he had a girlfriend (which turned out to be a misunderstanding) and then I bitch slapped him and ... with his brother. Also not one of my proudest moments, but I don't like to fucked with. Ever. Anyway, so he randomly turned up on my facebook and is... like being really weird. Like really really weird. He's coming here in September or something... flingety fling. Now, I know that it sounds like I'm a dank ho', but like. Firstly, I have been fucked over so many times, so why can't I just have fun. Michael and the former fling, I have already flung with, so why not do it again. It doesn't count if you've already been there. And the polish boy may in fact turn out to be boyfriend material... so. Why not. Anyway, so I need to be so skinny for his arrival tomorrow, which i won't be. but hopefully by the next time he sees me... I'll be down to a nice low 50's.
Peace & Boy Drama
Xo Xo
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Moo Bitches, Moo.
I am so fucking gross-gusting its not even funny. No seriously. I had a decent day yesterday, but since I got back to my haunted house on Sunday, I have been working nonstop on this big ass fucken deadline that I had and now I literally just finished it like... ten minutes ago. Anyway, thank god. It's done. Now I can get some proper sleep. Which I haven't been getting. Fuck fuck. ANYWAY. So tomorrow I am rededicating myself to Piggy's Challenge, check it out, it has it's own page. And dudes, spread the fucken word yo, let's get as many as we can. I will add all the challengers... I was going to call you my piglets, but I thought that was rude, cuz people don't like calling me a pig... oink oink, it's kinda what I am right now. Anyway, so i'll add the challengers tomorrow, right now I am too fucken exhausted. And there are like over 30 so far. High five guys! Well no, let's do *happypenguindance*
Right, so other news. I got my amethyst and my tigers eye crystals... And I have meatball, so there haven't been any ghostly happenings since I've been back, besides what sounds like walking downstairs. But I mean, a ghost's gotta walk, so I don't mind that but if it fucking breaks my sunnies again. There is going to be hell. Speaking of meatball, he went outside today for the first time... and to anyone that has ever had a cat, you know that nerve wracking feeling when it goes out by itself for the first time. Will he come back, won't he come back? Anyway, so I even went for a walk down the road shaking his toy so that he would know where I was. But he's a vicious little fuck, he's drawn blood like three times now. Fuck man. Little Meat-a-ball.
An update on boy news, Coco needs to have a word on this topic too. On Saturday I met a boy. A polish boy. And he is cute and blah blah blah, and a nice enough guy, the right age, nice body... followed me around like a puppy dog. Now Piggy is going - awwww I'm so excited that this boy wants to date me and he's so hot and lovely and awesome. Coco on the other hand. Right, so I know that this boy isn't right for me. I know that. But Piggy is saying, why not, I don't want to be alone. I mean at least we will look good together, I guess he is better looking than my ex, so that's fine and all that. But Coco knows that this boy, I will walk all over. And how do you respect a person that lets you walk all over them? You don't. The short answer. So Coco isn't letting Piggy fuck around with this one. No no no. I'd rather be alone. And then there is the issue of my British boy... We'll see how that goes. He is definitely more my type of boy... more fun. But then. Not much of a brain. And British. Coco says no.
But I digress...
Fatigue & Fat
Xo Xo
Right, so other news. I got my amethyst and my tigers eye crystals... And I have meatball, so there haven't been any ghostly happenings since I've been back, besides what sounds like walking downstairs. But I mean, a ghost's gotta walk, so I don't mind that but if it fucking breaks my sunnies again. There is going to be hell. Speaking of meatball, he went outside today for the first time... and to anyone that has ever had a cat, you know that nerve wracking feeling when it goes out by itself for the first time. Will he come back, won't he come back? Anyway, so I even went for a walk down the road shaking his toy so that he would know where I was. But he's a vicious little fuck, he's drawn blood like three times now. Fuck man. Little Meat-a-ball.
An update on boy news, Coco needs to have a word on this topic too. On Saturday I met a boy. A polish boy. And he is cute and blah blah blah, and a nice enough guy, the right age, nice body... followed me around like a puppy dog. Now Piggy is going - awwww I'm so excited that this boy wants to date me and he's so hot and lovely and awesome. Coco on the other hand. Right, so I know that this boy isn't right for me. I know that. But Piggy is saying, why not, I don't want to be alone. I mean at least we will look good together, I guess he is better looking than my ex, so that's fine and all that. But Coco knows that this boy, I will walk all over. And how do you respect a person that lets you walk all over them? You don't. The short answer. So Coco isn't letting Piggy fuck around with this one. No no no. I'd rather be alone. And then there is the issue of my British boy... We'll see how that goes. He is definitely more my type of boy... more fun. But then. Not much of a brain. And British. Coco says no.
But I digress...
Fatigue & Fat
Xo Xo
Monday, August 6, 2012
Challenge Accepted!
Right so guys, this is going to be me gathering stats. Send through your height and weight, and I'll create a page on my blog for it. Weigh-in next monday.
My stats are 58kgs at 1.76m. Bmi of 18.2.
Also, feel free to post the challenge and send me stats, let's get a big blogger challenge going. Maybe we can go for longer than a month. Go go!
Love & Peace
Xo Xo
My stats are 58kgs at 1.76m. Bmi of 18.2.
Also, feel free to post the challenge and send me stats, let's get a big blogger challenge going. Maybe we can go for longer than a month. Go go!
Love & Peace
Xo Xo
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Meatball!
My new cats name is Meatball and he is the cutest little thing on the planet. He has a bit of a bitchy side, but he's so little and oh so cute. He also has a kitten meow and he follows me around... All the names I thought of just didn't fit... So Meatball it is. :) In other news, I am a fat disgusting pig.
So tomorrow, let's start the challenge. We will weigh in tomorrow with weekly updates. And let's do it for a whole month. I will get a lovely prize to mail the winner... And the prize I think is this beautiful tigers eye ring that I have. :) I'll take a pic and send it through. Then every week we can calculate percentage lost and the one with the highest percent total loss, wins!! :)
I have a hangover from hell. And I met a really sweet polish boy last night that wants to take me on a date... he isn't the most interesting person on the planet, very eastern european, but he's nice enough and rather sexy... Plus if I marry an EU citizen, then I get an EU passport which is a win in my books. And yes, I really would marry someone for a passport.
Fat, fat fat piggy. I need to shed this fat. It's disgusting.
Love & Kittens
Xo Xo
So tomorrow, let's start the challenge. We will weigh in tomorrow with weekly updates. And let's do it for a whole month. I will get a lovely prize to mail the winner... And the prize I think is this beautiful tigers eye ring that I have. :) I'll take a pic and send it through. Then every week we can calculate percentage lost and the one with the highest percent total loss, wins!! :)
I have a hangover from hell. And I met a really sweet polish boy last night that wants to take me on a date... he isn't the most interesting person on the planet, very eastern european, but he's nice enough and rather sexy... Plus if I marry an EU citizen, then I get an EU passport which is a win in my books. And yes, I really would marry someone for a passport.
Fat, fat fat piggy. I need to shed this fat. It's disgusting.
Love & Kittens
Xo Xo
Friday, August 3, 2012
Dudes, I got some SHIT to tell ya'll.
Where to even begin really... Well I guess I should start by saying how disgusting fat i am. but. On the plus side, let's start the challenge on Monday. I'll post on Monday with a start weight. *eeck* And if yall wanna join, then comment and I'll put it on the main part of the blog. I was also thinking... Does anyone ever do... clothing exchanges? Like. I have stuff I don't wear, so I send it to you in exchange for something of yours that you don't wear? I dunno... maybe we could get a little fashion exchange going on here... Anyway.
So in other news, the other night, that Michael guy showed up on my door step out of the blue... It was so weird. And like. Unexpected. And I think i was a little unfair on him. Shame, he is actually really really sweet. And so nice as well. Just so not my type. At all. I will be friends with him for the benefit of the next three weeks. I mean. then it's back to London.
My big news is... I'm getting a cat. On Saturday. And I'm so excited. To recap. My kitten is in South Africa with my ex and I just couldn't take him away from him. He loves that cat. And while i do too, I just want a loveable feline, and this guy seems legit. He was abandoned ten months ago by his owners and then taken in by an old lady who can't take care of him now, so I'm adopting him. Names. His name used to be Tigger, then the old bat calls him Cat. So... My list is: Zulu, Zazu, Zero, Shaka, Gir, Invader Zim, Wizard, Pax, Ike, Iggy, Bo, Bugs or Megatron. HELP!!
And then the last bit of big news is that I apparently have some kind of psychic thingy which makes me a spiritual magnet. According to this dude, who says that is why my poltergeist is bugging me but not the owners of the house. So, i must not engage, cuz it will want to hurt me. And then. I ordered some crystals online to protect myself. I don't believe in this shit... well. I didn't. The psychic thing is really weird for me. Becuase I've always had this thing with my dreams, where i dream stuff and then months or years later it will happen... Anyway. It is all a little fucken nuts yo. Nonetheless whether it is or isn't bullshit, I'm not taking ANY chances. So I've ordered tigers eye. Apparently good for protection.
Gir & Zim
Xo Xo
So in other news, the other night, that Michael guy showed up on my door step out of the blue... It was so weird. And like. Unexpected. And I think i was a little unfair on him. Shame, he is actually really really sweet. And so nice as well. Just so not my type. At all. I will be friends with him for the benefit of the next three weeks. I mean. then it's back to London.
My big news is... I'm getting a cat. On Saturday. And I'm so excited. To recap. My kitten is in South Africa with my ex and I just couldn't take him away from him. He loves that cat. And while i do too, I just want a loveable feline, and this guy seems legit. He was abandoned ten months ago by his owners and then taken in by an old lady who can't take care of him now, so I'm adopting him. Names. His name used to be Tigger, then the old bat calls him Cat. So... My list is: Zulu, Zazu, Zero, Shaka, Gir, Invader Zim, Wizard, Pax, Ike, Iggy, Bo, Bugs or Megatron. HELP!!
And then the last bit of big news is that I apparently have some kind of psychic thingy which makes me a spiritual magnet. According to this dude, who says that is why my poltergeist is bugging me but not the owners of the house. So, i must not engage, cuz it will want to hurt me. And then. I ordered some crystals online to protect myself. I don't believe in this shit... well. I didn't. The psychic thing is really weird for me. Becuase I've always had this thing with my dreams, where i dream stuff and then months or years later it will happen... Anyway. It is all a little fucken nuts yo. Nonetheless whether it is or isn't bullshit, I'm not taking ANY chances. So I've ordered tigers eye. Apparently good for protection.
Gir & Zim
Xo Xo
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