Wednesday, December 17, 2014

It's Like Porn

I was at a chrismukkah party on Saturday night... yes, I know that was like four days ago. THE SILLY SEASON IS BUSY, MKAY!? Anyway, I was at this party on Saturday night and I was talking to this girl - we all know the kind. The one who is super beautiful, really awesome and fearless. She was telling me that once she weighed 35kgs. Then she turned to her boyfriend and was like - yeah, I was eating like 5000 calories a day, I mean. I know I'm a bit of a fitness freak, but I was eating so much, but I was just SO skinny. I couldn't understand it, I was eating so, SO much. And everyone was freaking out, I was just really stressed and I exercise a lot. 

In the back of my mind, I'm saying to myself while she's saying this - firstly. If that was true, you wouldn't have been weighing yourself and if you did and saw you were 35kgs, you would be concerned and stop working out as much. Secondly, if you exercise enough to burn 5000 calories a day and still lose weight, you would be working out 10 - 12 hours a day - don't fuck with me honey, I know ALL the tricks. Thirdly, if you are eating 5000 calories a day and you weigh 35kgs, you are throwing up your food, see the second point. Fourthly, there is absolutely NO FUCKING WAY you eat that much, throw it up and still weigh 35kgs. Fifthly, DON'T TRY TO BULLSHIT ME HONEY. 

An eating disorder is like porn, you know it when you see it. 

Peace & Lies
Xo Xo

4 comments:

Katie Elizabeth said...

Girls like that drive me crazy. Stupid people.
XOXO

Charlie said...

Ugh, burn it with fire. Those kinds of people only care about bragging about how skinny they are, or were, but then defend it saying they don't know how they got to that point.. Okay, yeah right.
Her idea of 5,000 calories is probably like, an extra large salad with extra croutons and full fat dressing for dinner, with a scoop of ice cream for dessert..
"I know I'm a bit of a fitness freak." OH MY GOD I WANT TO PUNCH HER LIKE SERIOUSLY.

Sorry. I'm a little out of hand and drugged up with painkillers right now...
<3
You're beautiful.

Jen T said...

despite the fact that she's totally bullshitting, I gotta give her some cred for weighing that little.. like wow...I would love to be 77 lbs..

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oh, those girls...
come on, son.
i had one of those in college before. she faked an ED, but she always ate. well, she seemingly 'always' ate. she didn't want to go into an exam until she fucking finished her sandwich. her idea of healthy is having a salad and having a drink with more calories than said salad. not a quick metabolism. pretty normal metabolism. just wants the attention of having an ED and she's small enough to parade around pretending like she had one. annoying bitch.

i hate some women. others, i want to screw.
it really is like porn.
circle of life.

-Sam Lupin