Monday, September 17, 2012

Motherfucking CUNTHAMMER!

Please excuse my language, but my ex is a fucking assbag cuntface twathead fuckface shitstirring homewrecking lying piece of shit that I wouldn't pull from a burning building if I was the only one who could save him. FUCK HIM! He's engaged. Yeah that's right. Three months after we broke up, he is engaged. And he has been for a while and he felt the need to call and tell me this on friday night. So I got ratfucked for three days. fuck him. I can't even believe him and according to him he is SO happy. I want to inflict pain on him like he has never known before. I want to hurt him. My first instinct was to hurt him by letting the tax office know how much money he has defrauded the tax office. But then, that would be bad for karma, so all I am left to do is seethe over the fact that the man that was meant to be my husband, is in fact, not. On the plus side, this means I am definitely NOT going back to Cape Town in January for a visit and have never been more happy to be away from there. Anyway. So this is my current fucking awfulness of my life. I hate him so much. Roy Sinclair, burn in hell you awful AWFUL person. Karma is coming for you buddy.

Anyway, in other news (dyou ever feel better just by ranting about things) my restriction was derailed by this news since I spent the whole weekend binge drinking, which is a very high caloric intake. Anyway, but today I'm back on track. I'm also going to take a break from the smoking, because it makes me want to eat. And I may be a sad old cat lady whose only love is Jack Daniels, but I am going to make sure that at least I'm a skinny sad alcoholic. Whatever. Today i have had a sugar free redbull and a few slices of shaved chicken, so about... 40 cals today so far. I am going to have soup for dinner, because its getting colder. I kinda like the cold actually, i know south Africans are supposed to love the summer and heat, and i do, but the cold is nice too. :) Snuggling up in bed all warm and cosy. It is nice.

To all my new followers, welcome and thanks for all the kind words. You know. It is so funny having a blog which a few people read. You know. I feel like sometimes the people that read this dribble treat me like I'm not accessible. I really am though. I don't consider myself to be popular just because my life makes me easy reading you know. So if there is ANYTHING I can help with. Drop me an email. Or ask for my number/bbm. I'm happy to help in whatever way that I can, because unlike my skeezbag doucheface ex, I try to not be a cunthammer. Also, if you are in London, or stopping over here whenever, let me know. I'm always keen for coffee and a chat. Boom. Logistics of having a blog *hair flick* What can I say. Strike a pose. *superstar* :p LOL, kidddddddding guys.

Love & Peace
Xo Xo

11 comments:

Skylar Rainn said...

My ex got engaged like a month after we split up - he was a dirty little cheat anyway! He and his wifey had a baby. They are now going through an awful divorce. What goes around comes around...and back around til you're up shit creek without a paddle!

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Kate said...

WTF three months? what an arsehole! Like Skylar said they will probs go through a nast divorce too (karma). Head up high my lovely! xx

TinyRose said...

Your ex is truly an ASSHOLE.What the hell?!?!! This guy is a cunthammer, and this girl is a total bitchface whore for marrying someone right out of another relationship.
Think of everything this guy put you through. He (just like my ex) dumped you while you were extremely suicidal. Why? Because he was too selfish to want to deal with another person needing him. Just try to envision their marriage. He's a selfish idiot who is not going to want to give up anything for her, and she is a whore who will probably go for the next best guy as soon as she can.

Sorry about the rant, but I'm so angry at this guy right now.
I know it hurts when your ex finds someone new. But for me, it was feeling sorry for her. I never wanted to go through him being so controlling like that again. I never wanted to be ignored by him again, and I never wanted to be hit by this guy ever ever again. I knew who he was, and what this girl would deal with.

Kitty said...

ugh.. Fuck him....

He sure doesn't sound like he is worth it.. AT ALL!!!

Din Mamma said...

If my ex had gotten engaged three months after the break-up, I'd probably had torn his head off.

clytie said...

That's awful. 3 months?! Wtf??

You're so right about karma though. Everyone gets theirs...

Anonymous said...

Lovely lady. You had pockets of happiness with him. If I do remember correctly you were always upset or mad and you know.

Some people are not good together, even if there is a bit of love. Sometimes love doesn't Conquer all. Now he is someone elses problem, and that is for the best. Cos he was a jackhole anyhow.

LyssaB said...

Well I agree with everyone, he's an asshole. Like, who does that?

Anyways, congrats on the 40 cals. Hope the rest of the day went well (well besides cunthammering ex that is).

Totally get what you mean by the cold. I'm from the west indies and I can't stand the heat.

Emma said...

Wow. Don't even bother wasting your time on making his life hell. He doesn't deserve another second of your time. And you know? I agree with TinyRose. He IS selfish for dumping you in your time of need. What the hell? That's not love. Even if you two weren't headed for marriage the right thing to do is stick by your side until your on your feet and then you two could have talked things out; could have chosen the best road from there. I'm so sorry darling... <3
-Emma

Emily Anonymous said...

I hope your ex gets what he deserves. And that's much worse than a kick in the nuts.
It's good to hear that you're back on track. Hopefully now that your ex is out of your life for good it'll give you more focus.

WinterA said...

Wow.....Wow. He sounds like my ex husband who got married 4-5 months after our divorce was finalized. Don't make no sense. At least he told you. My ex husband never told me. His aunt did.

Of course you are totally loved <3

Take care lady