What a weekend. I won't go into much detail about it, suffice to say however that I met a Unicorn. He literally looks like a unicorn... He is tall, long blonde hair, nice body and just is totally pure and good. I went to this party... and excuse me if I hippie out on the description. It was up in the mountains, well... on the slopes of the mountain. The wind was howling big clouds of dust everywhere and I met him while we were standing around waiting for the night to start - anyway, so I claimed ownership of him for the evening. He carried me around and granted me wishes :) Not literally of course. ANYWAY - now I know I have said on numerous occasions that boys with long hair freak me the fuck out, but this is different somehow - maybe it is because he is so blonde... maybe :) He is exactly what I need - pretty and stupid.
Last night my retarded ex decided to show up on my doorstep at 3am telling me about how his new girlfriend is such a fail whore wank wank. Why is it fucking now that I am moving on and getting over him - now he fucking wants to be around me. Can't a girl just have a unicorn in peace? Speaking of, I am seeing my unicorn tomorrow... ^_^
I just saw my ED specialist WHORE now. And fuck her. She can't remember shit about me, nor can she actually take notes properly. She asked how my laxative abuse and self induced vomiting was coming along? I was like dude! ARE YOU KIDDING!? Anyway long story short, she can go fuck herself.
I weighed in at 58.3kg yesterday. I forgot to weigh today, but so far I have had two lattes with honey (100), BBQ chicken fillets (140), a caprese salad, a mini chocolate muffin, two cocktail gherkins and a rice thin. So right now I am at around 500 cals. Hoping I can stay here for today. OR at least if I must eat more (NO SUCH THING AS MUST) - keep it below 200 for 'dinner.'
Love & Unicorn