Monday, March 18, 2013

Binge-Free Day 1

Okay, so I'm challenging myself and those that may want to join me to a week of binge-free-ness. So today is day 1. I will not binge and I will make it all the way to Sunday without binging. We can do this. Yesterday, I was super hungover so I ended up binging, but not today and not for the rest of the week. 

Yesterday was also my birthday and on Saturday night I had a really epic party with my Polish friend and my fucking god, we drank a Nile's worth of vodka. I was so epicly drunk. Vodka jellies and shit. I also ended up hooking up with this really REALLY hot British paralegal. Who is so hot, but totally like the Polish dude that I dated just after my ex and I broke up. I.e. stuck in his ways and boring. But so hot. I mean, for example. He wanted air vents in his closet. (FUCK ME IF I KNOW WHY?) So instead of just leaving his cupboard doors open while he goes to work, he actually got the landlord to put vents in the door, i.e. drill holes in the cupboard doors and then spent ten minutes bitching about how they were not straight. WHAT!? Anyway, so I told Joe about this little indiscretion and he was totally chilled about it. He said that he couldn't expect me to be celibate while he wasn't here, but that he wasn't happy about it. But that it also helps that it was average, the hook up I mean. My Polish friend says I have a very modern, 'liberal' relationship. 

Tomorrow is my second interview for the conference job, so I need to kick some serious ass. Wish me luck? I need to weigh tomorrow, because of my drinking I didn't weigh yesterday. On Saturday I was 64.0 flat. So I am getting down slowly, slowly, slowly with the binges in between. So I'm hoping I haven't done too much damage this weekend. It should be fine. Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.... RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM! 

Love & Vodka
Xo Xo

6 comments:

Judith Marie said...

Hey girl, totally enjoying reading your posts while I am on night shift. Good luck and kick ass at the interview. Go you! Ra! Ra! Ra!
And well done on the weight loss. I'm slightly way too scared to weigh myself and find out if I have lost any weight. But any decrease is good, no matter how slow so don't belittle your achievements! You go girl!

loveylou said...

Happy Belated Piggy! Way to go with the weight loss, keep it up and I'm sure you'll get there in no time!

.... cupboard vents..... seriously??

love
xo

skinny bitch said...

happy birthday! it sounds like you had fun so yay you. i know you'll be awesome at your interview, but good luck for good measure!

Penny_Nicole said...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! Glad you had such a blast, and I'm totally going to join in the week binge free challenge with you:) I hope your interview goes well!

~Nessa~ said...

I'm joining your binge free challenge! I feel I've been going about this all wrong. Telling myself to never binge when I should be setting smaller, more achievable goals.:) omgomgomgomg thank you for quoting Chicago! we're putting it on this year and my brain is starting to apply the music to everyday situations in my life hahah

ꜛⱴאּ Sⱥm ŁupiƝ ҂ said...

i suck ass i wasn't around to wish you a happy birthday
happy birthday old butt
omg i'm turning 18 in at April fucking first i don't wanna i wanna stay young forever and whine about taking baths
"we drank a Nile's worth of vodka"
i think i'd die of alcohol intoxication
also
i never had alcohol which is good because i have an addictive personality i had one fag and now i'm just craving it all the time fucking Hell
your life is more interesting than mine by like 100000000%
omg i want 64 kilos
i want your fucking weight gimmie its not fair FP
-George DiCaprio