Okay, so I'm challenging myself and those that may want to join me to a week of binge-free-ness. So today is day 1. I will not binge and I will make it all the way to Sunday without binging. We can do this. Yesterday, I was super hungover so I ended up binging, but not today and not for the rest of the week.
Yesterday was also my birthday and on Saturday night I had a really epic party with my Polish friend and my fucking god, we drank a Nile's worth of vodka. I was so epicly drunk. Vodka jellies and shit. I also ended up hooking up with this really REALLY hot British paralegal. Who is so hot, but totally like the Polish dude that I dated just after my ex and I broke up. I.e. stuck in his ways and boring. But so hot. I mean, for example. He wanted air vents in his closet. (FUCK ME IF I KNOW WHY?) So instead of just leaving his cupboard doors open while he goes to work, he actually got the landlord to put vents in the door, i.e. drill holes in the cupboard doors and then spent ten minutes bitching about how they were not straight. WHAT!? Anyway, so I told Joe about this little indiscretion and he was totally chilled about it. He said that he couldn't expect me to be celibate while he wasn't here, but that he wasn't happy about it. But that it also helps that it was average, the hook up I mean. My Polish friend says I have a very modern, 'liberal' relationship.
Tomorrow is my second interview for the conference job, so I need to kick some serious ass. Wish me luck? I need to weigh tomorrow, because of my drinking I didn't weigh yesterday. On Saturday I was 64.0 flat. So I am getting down slowly, slowly, slowly with the binges in between. So I'm hoping I haven't done too much damage this weekend. It should be fine. Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.... RAZZLE DAZZLE 'EM!
Love & Vodka