This morning I weighed in... and I weighed in at 60.6kg. How the fuck is that possible? I lost - no jokes - 5lb overnight. My scale has got to be broken. This is even after I ate that whole punnet of grapes - so my intake was like 800 yesterday and I still lost 2.4kg in one day. My scale must be broken. I weighed in three times and each time it was the same. I showered, then weighed again and it was the same. I mean - is it possible? I mean - if it was salt and bloating maybe, but what the fuck. 2.4kg OVERNIGHT!?
Anyway, so as if that isn't amazing if by some stretch of the imagination I actually did weigh that much - I went and fucked it up today, cuz I had a sandwich for lunch, two small bags of crisps, peanut butter cups and two cups of coffee. So I'm guestimating that I am somewhere around 1600 for the day. Not the end of the world. So I had that for lunch and I am not eating again today, so hopefully it will digest and not turn into fat immediately. I have had like a gallon of water trying to mitigate my fatness.
You know how when you eat, it's like you can SEE it forming on your thighs. Disgusting lard. I'm going to need to get a new scale. Cuz I can't have these inaccurate measurements all around me.
Love & Lard