Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Los Angeles or Bust!

So I've made a decision that I would like to share with you all... And I'm sure you can guess what it is by the title of the blog. I'm going to move to LA just as soon as I can figure out how. So I think that my plan is going to be to finish my Masters in England and then go to the States. It is damn nearly impossible for me to get a visa to go there without studying or something, so it looks like I will do my Phd there. LA is my lady. I feel like it is the right place for me. Also, in other travel related news, Marrakesh is happening next month for five days with some friends of mine. I'm so excited for the adventure. I've figured out that the reason why I'm eating so fucking much is because I am bored beyond belief. I spend my life currently doing three things: Sleeping, working and watching series. And when I watch series, I eat. Every time I settle down to watch something, I want to eat. Tomorrow, I'm going to go for a run in the morning when I wake up. Cuz that is doing something. Then I'm going to do my laundry and then in the evening is yoga. Doing something. Also, I have a date with this shit hot french/columbian dude on Thursday. Well, it was meant to be Thursday, but I postponed till next week, because I am feeling too fat to function. The scale I ordered will hopefully be here by the end of the week, so I will know just exactly how enormous I am.

I need to be skinny of Marrakesh, because fuck me if I'm going to look enormous in my holiday pictures. I'm SO excited about Morocco, like I really can't wait. And then in March, I'm going to Dublin for my birthday, which is on St. Patricks day, so you know that is going to be awesome. OH WAIT, I was talking about the date guy. So, I met him just before New Years on my crazy night with those two young Swedish people. GUYS, I need to start a blog for my party escapades. I don't want to shove that kind of crazy information in your faces if you don't want it. BUT, his English is awful which basically means that I won't actually date him properly, because I am a talker. I talk. And I love talking and debating and talking shit and laughing about word jokes. In my experience, you can't do that with foreigners. Anyway, that being said, this guy is hot. Like, I consider him to be way out of my league kind of hot. He is a yoga instructor. Just beautiful, so I figured it really can't hurt. ANYWAY.

So with my realisation that I eat out of boredom, I am going to make a conscious effort to understand that when I watch series I want to eat like a freight train and in so realizing, that I need to fight the urge. Also with the realisation that I'm so bored, I need to get my ass into gear and actually do things with my time. That don't involve drinking. God, I drink way too much. I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE TO LAS ANGELES. Anyone wanna marry me for a passport? Anyway, so I'm fasting at the moment and just going to see how long I can go. Currently, I am at 18 hours. And I'm about to go to sleep. So I'm hoping to at least make it a 72 hour fast because I don't have much work to do for the next few days and with that I don't need my brain to be sharp at all. yesssssss.

Peace & Love
Xo Xo


SparksInsomniac said...

Hey Miss P. :) (heh, I feel rude calling you Miss Piggy.. Sorry. ;; )
I just wanted to pop by and say hey. I started following you a few days ago, but I've been reading your blog from the start and I'm still in like July of last year, so I'm not really up-to-date on your life as of now.
Anyways. Just wanted to wish you good luck on your fast! :) And also good luck in LA. I'm in the States, and I can tell you that it's not an easy place to live at all, but I think you can do anything you set your mind to.
You're a great inspiration to me with your sheer will and your incredible wit. :) Stay strong. You're so beautiful. :)

Weightless and Horizontal said...

aw yay! la is super fun; it's nearly impossible to get bored here. good luck!

Emily Carter said...

Good luck in LA! I know your not moving now but I too will be moving to a big city (New York) away from family so know the excitement and fear that come along with the decision. I too am doing a fast, I am on hour 50, out of 100, so hopefully I will be able to make it through. Knowing someone else is doing a fast out there will help me get through as I hope it does the same for you. Good Luck :)


Katie Elizabeth said...

Coming to the states? How awesome. I'm more jealous of the fact that you're going to Dublin for your birthday. That sounds like so much fun. I hope your "date" goes well with the super hot guy. If anything, you get to just stare at him lol. Good luck on your fast.