Tuesday, December 8, 2015


What is your name?

What are you called?

What do you want people to call you?
Nothing - It really freaks me out when I hear people say my name. 

What are you doing right now?
Procrastinating about work - the story of my life. 

What would you like to be doing right now?
Eating. I want to eat all the time. 

What are you wearing right now?
A pair of black slouchy pants and a pink and grey jersey. 

What have you done today?
I caught up on emails, washed dishes and had breakfast (oatmeal and tea).

What has been the best part of your day?
Discovering a video on my phone of Colbey and myself at Winter Wonderland on Sunday night singing out hearts out to Oasis, Wonderwall. 

What has been the worst part of your day?
Seeing my double chin in that video. 

Describe your perfect day.
Waking up next to a warm body, breakfast in bed (in a world when calories don't count), feeling skinny and going shopping - topping the day with a crazy night out, because: Hi, my name is Keran and I like to party. 

Look to your right,  what's there?
Gremlin - my cat. He always, always lies close to me. He's a bit codependent. 

Left or right handed?

What does the perfect man mean to you?
Ride or die, partner in crime and someone who always has my back.

What does the word "perfect" mean to you?
It doesn't mean anything to me, because things that are perfect don't exist and things that purport to be perfect can go fuck themselves. 

What's your favorite season?
Summer. I love the feeling of sunshine on my skin and warm nights... being outdoors.

Favorite holiday?

Describe the perfect outfit
An oversized tshirt, leggings, cowboy ankle boots and a leather jacket.

Choose something from fashion to get rid of and save the public from.
Anything denim that is not jeans. 

Talking about fashion, what's your favorite store?
Probably H&M? I really don't like anything branded or with logos on it. I like clothing that is plain, no prints and H&M fits the bill most of the time. Zara is a close second. 

Favorite item of clothing you own?
I could never pick a favourite child. :p

Favorite outfit you've ever had?
I change my mind loads. Most of the outfits that I love are because I had a good time wearing it. 

Favorite clothing item on a man?
A pair of well fitting jeans. Sexy. Man. Ass. 

Describe something on a man you like to have
What does this question even mean... I wish I could have their height. I mean - I'm tall, but I'd love to be taller. 

What would be the perfect gift for you?
A plane ticket.

Worst gift you ever got?
My grandmother is a big fan of practical gifts. Every year the family would get together - all 17 grandkids, six families... My sister and I were the oldest and while all the kids were getting new phones and bicycles and stuff - her and I got a vanity box full of personal care products i.e. shampoo, conditioner, body cream. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GRAN!

Coke or Fanta?
Coke, forever and always.

Chocolate or sour candy?
Chocolate, forever and always.

Salad or McDonald's?
McDonald's. Don't even care.

Evening out or at home?
Evening out. I love to party. I love drinking and being drunk. 

Sex without love or love without sex?
Neither, I don't believe I have to compromise for relationships and would rather be alone than do so.

Money or love?
Love - I am a hopeless romantic.

Train or bus?

This blog,  Instagram, or Twitter?
Instagram, I'm obsessed. Then this blog, then twitter. Actually, fuck twitter. 

TV or computer?
Computer. I can watch TV on my laptop.

The Notebook or Fast and Furious?
Fast and Furious. I don't watch rom coms or romantic dramas or whatever, because I think they are unrealistic and misleading. 

Craziest drunk story?
Jesus. Read this blog. My life is a crazy drunk story, although it was probably... shit. Probably one of my festival stories, or one of my New Years stories, or one of my travel stories. 

Most embarrassing drunk story?
Again, how much time do you have? I'm a terribly embarassing drunk although my recent run in with Roy at a festival probably ranks up there. 

Who is your best friend?
Gremlin. My cat. And I have three close girlfriends who I love to death.

Something that scares you?
I am totally claustrophobic, to the extent that I get panicky if I see footage of people in caves or tight spaces.

A beautiful sentence that caught your eye?
Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret. 

Tell a joke
Knock, knock. 
Who's there?
To who?
No, no. It's to whom. 

Your best high school memory?
I fucking hated highshool. Every single moment of it. Fuck highschool. 

The funniest thing to happen in high school?
My best friend, Kyle (who is still one of my closest friends) once threw a dirtbin over my head and then pulled up my skirt. I was SO angry, but I couldn't stop laughing. Good thing, I worn respectable knickers that day. 

Something you wish you would have done differently in high school?
I would've not tried so hard to fit in. Because it was pointless as I never did.

Something you want to do that you've never done?
Skydive and base jump. I'm petrified of heights, but I like feeling like I'm completely out of control. 

Three things on your to do list?
Send out my laundry. 
Buy batteries
Catch up on reading.

Favorite scene from a movie or TV show?
From Mulan! "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?? Let me hear you say aaahhhhhhh" *squeal* I love that movie. 

Three things about you that no one knows?
I'm South African, but I have an American accent. 
I have a poem published in an anthology of poems (when I was 15, entitled Love... the irony)
I only lost my virginity when I was 21. (Yep, that's right. 21.) 

1 comment:

Lena said...

Thank you for sharing :)