Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Fucking ZOMBIES!

Dudes, I don't know if you know - but I am literally the biggest zombie-phobe on the planet. I have zombie apocalypse contingency plans and shit. Like. No jokes. So you can imagine my panic when this morning I heard that there was a dude in Miami that was seen on a highway naked, eating another naked guys face. Like EATING IT. And they shot him and he growled at them. So they shot him 5 times before he died. WHAT THE FUCK!? They say that it is some bad strain of LSD that made him do it, but dafuq kind of drugs makes you a fucking zombie!? So listen, if you live in Miami, don't take LSD and b) make sure your contingency plan is up to scratch. Mutha fuckers I am SOSOSO paranoid about zombie apocalypse. Anyway.

I saw my flat today, it is teeeeny tiny and only has a single bed which sucks massive balls. BUT on the upside, it's cute and I love it. And since I am in boyfriend limbo, it's not like anyone will be sleeping next to me any time soon. So I should be moving in early next week. Which is a winnnnn. I binged yesterday which sucked, but then I got a skirt and corset that I ordered online and they fit beautifully so happy days :). None the less. so today I have had my two cups of coffee with honey, two normal cups of coffee and two petits filous and that's it for today. I'm not hungry. I'm going to work now until about 11pm then sleep. I'm tired and I need to keep my sleep pattern regular. Which is working. So colour schemes for my new home? I'm think pink and chocolate.. or something. I dunno, I'm worried about a candyfloss explosion which is likely to happen with me. OH and intake total for today is 250 so far btws :)

Love & Honey Peace
Xo Xo

7 comments:

Leigha said...

OMGGGGGG
I woke up to that news article yesterday morning. Literally, rolled out of bed and there was my boyfriend... FUCKING WATCHING IT
most terrifying thing of life. Also, who the heck can live through 5 SHOTS TO THE BODY! NO. Just NO.
In other news...
So happy for you and the new flat! and ouuuu I'm jealous of your corset! I'm determined to buy one once I eventually get to my UGW.
Congrats on the intake so far, it's definitely better than mine so far for today... but I've cut myself off sooo fingers crossed.
I like the pink and chocolate colour scheme, I like any colour and chocolate actually. My room is green and chocolate to be honest haha.
Have fun at work!

ruby-tuesday said...

That's crazy!!
Zombies freak me out too,

Good luck in your new place, it sounds nice,

Much love x

Katie Elizabeth said...

I watched that yesterday as well. I absolutely love pink and chocolate together. I'm so happy you will be moving in next week! Have a good night sweetie.
XOXO

WinterA said...

I live in the US and I didn't even hear about that. That is so scary. I am in Texas but I am going to tell my husband so we can be ready.

Congrats on that flat. I need big spaces because I have lot's of stuff. Mostly books if anything.

You did okay on the food intake by the way. Better than me. I caved in to chicken wings.

Tatyana said...

Pink and chocolate, so cool. I've got green-purple/violet thing going on now.

That's spooky, but then again (rational) it depends pretty much where did those shots hit. Furthermore if doubt with LSD his body was probably so confused that it took the first three shots as adrenalin spikes or something. :DD

Strawberry said...

OMG that sounds really gross, I take it they killed him in the end?

Pink and chocolate sound lovely :)

Stevie said...

Today there was a story about a man in New Jersey who LITERALLY threw pieces of his INTESTINES at cops after stabbing himself repeatedly. I think the government is creating zombies and they're are using "drugs" and "past psychological history" to cover it up.